“Woman is savvy at business, so she must be destroyed through multiple attacks on her character.” ~this article

I feel like I am being kidnapped. I don’t want to go with you to a second location, Taylor.

I have reacted to this the same way I reacted to the first single, i.e. declared it to be a tyre fire and then immediately committed to listening to it on repeat for the next three days solid in the sure knowledge that I am going to end up accidentally loving it. I am so confused in my feelings. I am liking both posts…

I thought LWYMMD was a hot mess when I first heard it but I have since listened to it approx 800 times and I love it and I am angry about that

She may be evil. But goddammit, she’s an evil GENIUS.

Oh Spidey: You so fine? Or MENACE TO SOCIETY?

I am not a lawyer however, two things stand out.

... which was part of MY sexual awakening.

“Oh Disney what a pity you don’t understand,

Misuse of the song “Mickey” has been proven to cause sleep deprivation, nightmares and anxiety. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while under the effects of Mickey.

I don’t excuse premeditated murder but when you get past 30 years in prison and the prisoner has rehabilitated I’m unclear on the reason to hold them behind bars.

I assume they are trying to approach the age when the brain fully matures, which is in the mid twenties I believe. 18 is a randomly designated age that we use as tradition, but it’s not really tied to any biological or physical changes in a human being so I don’t really have a big issue with using other ages for other…

Also called “Waitressing at Bubba Gumps on Senior Wednesday”

But... but... he tells it like it is! He’s going to run the country like a business! He’s going to bring back coal jobs! He’s more of an advocate for [insert disenfranchised group] than anyone else! Umm... e-mails! Benghazi? Abortions?

I just wish there was some way e could have known before the election.

lol, especially when he has a penchant for white robes.

I would love to know how and why there’s a picture of him sprawled languidly on the bed in his robe. Who in their right mind thought this was a good look? 

It’s really been a surprise, hasn’t it? I mean who in their right mind could have seen this coming a year ago.......

I don’t know, guys...I’m starting to think maybe we have a commander-in-chief with the temperament of a petulant child.

“President fires Sun and Moon after more people turn out to watch eclipse”