Correction (with spoiler!): A hard core useless idiot who does push-ups and knows which end of a flame-thrower not to point at herself! :-)

Uppity, even? :-)

Haha! Future fail!

This!

"Briaaaaan! Come quick. I think I know what happened to that tab of LSD I misplaced earlier..."

The perfect Masse....a shot that has always eluded me.

Humanity is going to the shitter...but I like where your head is at young man. Stay in school :-)

Hush, fatso! Hush...have a sammich.

Oh and by the way. Writing malware or viruses is not a crime at all.

I was thinking the EXACT same thing about Bush and Cheney.

That's some bad-ass code right there!

So this is how 'The Joker' came into being.

This is a tough one for me.

What if chicken tastes like magic corn?

I say 'Live and Let Live', but this to me is kinda sad.

That. Is. AWESOME!!!

My Shrimp long...all day, errday!

Excerpt from the new song "Pistol S****p in Paris"

Aaaargh! My eyes.

Alien? Is that you?!!!