*Sigh*

Candidates for the 'random acts of violence' award IMHO.

I see what you did there :-)

Nature....You scary!

BaZinGa! You sir....are FULL of win!

I tend to finish my landings with a little anti-gravity push to the ground right beneath me. Thus floating in the air, just slightly above ground with my arms crossed to my chest and an evil grin on my face.

It puts the lotion in the basket....

Now that's Gangsta!

How old is your mom? :-)

LMfAO!

In Soviet Russia. Spam reads you!

Your mom is awesome!

Kinda looks like 'The Mole Man'

I feel the same way about Heavy Metal music.

Haters Gonna Hate :-)

Galaxy Nexus heaves a sigh of relief in my pocket.

Interesting.

Is that hair on top of his head or a sleeping Lorax?

Ha! You expect us to believe you have an actual girlfriend?!

"That Guy" is Cameron Giles. More famously known as Cam'Ron :-)