LMAOski

The part where he says "I'm a professional Russian" always cracks me up!

Way to simplify other people's needs, my friend.

"...all sorts of mobile ghettos" - Pure artistic prose there. I gotta hand it to you :-)

Judge not, lest ye be fudged!

How silly.

He's about to become someone's girlfriend in a hot minute. Penitentiary FTW!

"No! Those will ALWAYS be douchey"

It installed on my Galaxy Nexus ICS 4.0.4 though. I can't see why it wouldn't install on your phone.

I was hoping they used the new 'iTeleport' app.

Iphone: The Voyage Home

Yes. It shall be called 'The NEW iPhone'.

WhoDat Ninja?!

Awesome AD. I LOVE elephants.

I'm gonna get business cards that say "I'm a MuthaFuckin' Pterodactyl!"

Maybe to prove that history doesn't always have to repeat itself.

I wonder if Halle Berry and John Travolta were responsible for this.

I'm thinking because people, namely me, will often screw up in writing the name of the contents of a burned disc and will try to rectify it as cleverly as possible.

Wouldn't it be ironic if it turns out she was simply in a hurry to get to Yoga class?

Calm your ass down dude.