best part of that scene IMO was Ken holding two Pomeranians in the same arm

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

I’m kind of weirded out by this trend of creating all female reboots of successful movies. Not that I think it’ll “ruin” the movie or that we don’t need more movies with strong female casts (this cast sounds great and I’m sure the movie will be good). I just don’t like using women as a gimmick. Featuring women in…

GET. IT. MARY. BERRY.

Hero is an old name, Shakespeare used it in Much Ado About Nothing. I salute this name.

Hero’s a great name (whether it’s a Shakespeare reference OR a “Y the Last Man” reference)!

Dear Olivia Wilde: fucking tell me about it. If I weren’t such a nice person I’d start assaulting people with my belly just to get them to let me sit down on occasion. (As is, I’m just gonna stay on this bike for as long as I can...)

But if she’s getting a tax break too, doesn’t it defeat the purpose?

Wait, what? Why does Amber look like an ass? For donating the whole divorce settlement to charity?

The answer is no, with extra parts. Hulu subscription is totally worth it, but that said, you do NOT need to find out what happened with The Mindy Project. We moved from love-watch to bored-watch to hate-watch to “never again.”

“The Ring” was good. This movie looks like some bullshit.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

It’s not quite on-demand as technically, you need two doctors to agree that “an abortion would cause less damage to a woman’s physical or mental health than continuing with the pregnancy”. That said, the working assumption is that carrying an unwanted pregnancy to term is intrinsically more damaging than not having to…

GUYS GUYS GUYS Is the bridesmaid on the far-right Stephanie Corneliussen aka Joanna Wellick aka Stuck a Pickle Fork Up Her Hoo-Ha to Make Herself Give Birth Instead of Talking to the Cops from Mr. Robot?!

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not!!!!!

And that Cinnabon has 35 people already in line.

My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix.

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”