Dontcha know you can’t imagine boning a guy over the interwebs without thinking about whether he can be a good imaginary father to your imaginary kids. This commenter killed my ladyboner.

Actually I have been in a monogamous relationship with a great fella (no kids, hooray!) for almost two years. That doesn’t mean that my feelings towards sex have changed. Damn, you’re really trying though! That’s cute.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

No consequences, absolutely no remorse, violent and degrading crime... what about this guy says ‘not likely to reoffend’?

That discussion is for the consideration of non-violent offenders. Not for rapists. Is your comment a joke? Am I missing something?

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

Jesus you use a lot of commas.

Whatever your opinion is, that's objectively not true. He is WIDLEY respected in the comedy community, and his career has been successful without him doing literally anything but stand up.

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

Oh, you know my sister?

Melisandre taking off her necklace = me taking off my bra, basically.

What happened to the dogs? Lost track of them in the fight

It cracks me up that women on the show accuse LVP of “manipulating” them. How much of an idiot are you if you are a grown-ass woman and go saying something just because someone else told you to. Rinna would be better off staying mum about it because if it’s true she’s stupid and if it’s not true, she’s a stupid liar.

Lisa Rinna made the Munchausen accusation thinking it’d make her seem like a bad ass truth teller when it in fact just made her seem cruel and thirsty.

I agree and will expand that statement to saying that I think any woman who is not actually a female baby doing the “baby girl schtick” is creepy as fuck. Other than that she looks awesome in this video though.

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

Poor Tight Buns hasn’t been able to squeeze a fart out in awhile.

I can’t tell if you’re naive or trolling.

So...some rapes are just for funsies?