Melanie Blatt is english & in England "twat" isn't a gendered insult nor is it a particularly harsh one.

Not today Satan. Not today.

Accomplished, hardworking, talented & unconventionally attractive woman wants to be insulted less than a million times a day.

I really liked it for the most part (i.e. the bits that weren't about the priest trial).

How would Lolo Jones know?

You can have them all so long as you promise to take back Lindsay Lohan.

I absolutely LOVE Amy Schumer and there were bits that looked really funny but this trailer wasn't very exciting.

Thank you so much! I loved them and they were super comfy.

So:

Paul Rudd reads the fine print.

Ankle boots with gold stiletto heels made in the same lace as my dress.

You have my blessing to copyright that idea and make billions.

106 reinvention secrets sounds exhausting.

My theory is that when Stacy Dash made a pact of eternal youth with the devil he also removed her ability to be empathetic & rational.

I'd spend $100k to spend a day as Julia Robert's in Hook.

-Night at the beverly Wilshire presidential suite $15k

At first this seemed really mean-spirited but then I read it in full.

She's actually kind of awesome. Using horrifyingly violent language but mostly making sense and being aware of the stupidity of her situation.

You overestimate me Sir.

Scheana wrote in her blog that they made it up. Proving once again that Scheana is the worst.