dogs are crypto

Because everyone knows skinny people never get sick or die.

READ. THE. ENTIRE. ARTICLE.

That’s the first fucking thing the article suggests you do! Reading is hard.

So...use booties, then, like the article is saying? Sure, neoprene booties are fine (I don’t know who said they are “standard” though) but there are various types that may work better on different dogs. I’m not offended if I also happen to think the dog looks cute while wearing them, and the dog doesn’t mind.

My mutt mostly cooperates as I shove these little red boots on his feet. And he looks super cute, of course, so I kinda love it.

There’s a typo in the title, it should be: