The lack of indoor plumbing would be my downfall in a post-apocalyptic world too. IBS waits for no man....and no zombie.

I can’t watch the Walking Dead without thinking about how eating old canned goods and owls would give me cramping diarrhea and I’d be zombie food within a week.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

I’m extremely conflicted about that scene.

This! This so much! I feel weird calling myself bi because I’ve never been with ladies and am also in a serious monogamous relationship with a guy.

Coming out as bi is painful because there are SO MANY horrid assumptions people make. For many people, the only association they have with bisexuality are those drunken “girls gone wild” scenarios and they will immediately assume you are promiscuous. Then you will either be shunned. Or you will have to endure being…

I feel you :(

I would too for the reason that I would not want someone else put words in my mouth I’ve never said..

Call me old fashioned but I thought one’s job as an actor was not to present one’s boring, small, microscopic universe but to make a psychological connection to another character’s experiences.

Because even though it’s nobody’s business, it’s her right to clarify. She doesn’t have to explain herself to anyone.

I definitely feel for Cate Blanchett, as I’ve got the similar embarrassing problem of identifying at bi but having had no sexual relations with women. :( It makes me feel a little embarrassed, as I’m definitely attracted to women as well as men, but haven’t had a proper relationship with another woman - yet.

On behalf of so many ladies, let me just be the one to say the obvious, “awww, damn it”

... that it would be fucking sweet? Or that I wouldn’t be able to have sex for two weeks?

Craig Ferguson is theater of the absurd dressed up as a late night talk show. After Letterman went mainstream Ferguson was the only one of those I could stomach.

So does Cersei! I would say Beyonce is Melisandre (they both have great tits and never - okay, rarely - make mistakes), but Melisandre’s such an asshole. Also, who’s Jay? I’m tempted to say Littlefinger because of the rags to riches narrative and “Big Pimpin’.”

I thought the point was black people and children are being killed all over America and no one cares. Thus West putting North in a bulletproof vest was a screamingly loud political statement that apparently NO ONE got.

I guess the answer to the Beyonce fake pregnancy rumors is that Blue Ivy was hatched, and is also a dragon.

If I was filthy rich I would totally buy dragon eggs from GOT and then pay scientists to make dragons out of fossilized mosquitos n shit.

Esther?

My grandmother was the go-to person if you were a girl "in trouble." She would never tell me the full concoction she used to induce abortions, only that it was "safe and clean." Her whole thing was about helping people rather than go to a back-alley doctor. (One nearly killed my aunt. It's a miracle she was able to…