I’m hip I’m down I know the youths and their fleekness.

Fact.

I’m torn because while I agree with this...in fact I was pretty pissed that I’ve had friends completely erase my bisexuality and make it seem like any time I expressed my interest in women that I was doing it for attention....and now they all seem to be jumping on the “omg look at me questioning my sexuality lolol”…

I love that the best insult you can think of is to suggest I am having so much sex I got the clap.

Yes, the Louis CK joke that men’s worst fear is that she will laugh at me, while women worry ‘will he rape and kill me?’

oh god fucking masturbate w your tears then buddy I don’t know what to fucking tell you if you’re this pissed at the idea that in order to get a woman interested in you, you have to do more than type a three letter fucking word.

Every single thing about this comment is why no one wants to fuck you ever.

...... wut?

WOW THE FACT THAT I AM THE OWNER OF A PENIS AND CANNOT PUT TOGETHER A FULL SENTENCE DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY AROUSE YOU?

So basically you just want a Little Black Book.

team logan is fine. the only unacceptable team is team dean.

Bridget was my favorite too! She is smart, I can’t remember what field her advanced degree was in but hey, she has one. But that wasn’t why, for me. It was more that she seemed to stay out of interpersonal drama stuff, and was just sweet, and surprisingly ladylike. As far as we saw, anyway! Who knows what really goes…

I too loved Bridget because she liked to find every excuse to wear a costume. I would totally wear one of her Etsy aprons.

I had definitely written her off. I mostly saw her as a female Justin Beiber. But damn, she served up some admirable realness. “I can’t drive by in my fucking Porsche and not fucking do something.” Maybe it’s her ardent use of the ‘fuck’ word, but I actually believe that she truly cares about the horrifying state of…

I’m a librarian. We don’t care what you read—we’re just happy you’re reading. Promise :)

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

I believe she’s pointing out the sheer, condescending hypocrisy of not trusting her to know her mind about a subtle neck tattoo, having covered tons of dudes with extremely loud, easy-to-regret tattoos.

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

@AnnieGetYourFun: That's because there's no middle ground with us Eastern Europeans. You're either a 6-foot glamazon or a sturdy peasant. Weird.