lol ok

I’m from Ireland, and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years. This website and it’s commenters have given me more of an education than my actual degree did. I read every single article and discussion leading up to the election and I was with you all this week while you hoped and cried and despaired and swore. I read…

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

Goddamn, buddy. No one cares.

Thank you for writing this because I haven’t had the desire to since I heard the news. I was starting to think something was actually wrong with me.

Random question but how did you address her? I think of her as Hillary but Dear Hillary seems a bit informal.

If anyone else wants to send her kind notes/flowers, the address is below:

Just got an email 15min ago that they were delivered :) I really hope she gets to see them! Or at least the notes. I wanted to pour my heart out but the damn character limit killed it, haha.

Oh god, please do that. I feel so awful for her — for the entire country, of course, but her too.

I was thinking that today. Someone was like “she was probably born this year!” and I was like okay.....so I’ll be what....90? JFC.

I’ve been talking with family basically all through the day with texts and calls and such whenever I get a moment. From my young millennial cousins to my parents and their cohorts - to the one - we are all completely on edge in public. The older generation have experienced this stuff, but us younger ones have never fel…

There’s a petition on Change.org to ask the Electoral College to elect Hillary Clinton over the moldy Cheeto when they convene on December 19, because she’ll have won the popular vote! Please sign and share! I need this fucking modicum of hope right now... https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-c…

How long until the country realizes it made the wrong choice?

I literally told my mother I can’t come him for the holidays because of her Trump support. I was sexually assaulted in college and can’t get past the fact she supported a man that bragged about it, especially after what happened to me. I told her she chose hating Muslims and being racist over supporting her daughter.

I would say all of those things, plus sexism. Do not underestimate just how much people don’t like a woman in charge, including many women.

Future historians are going to be very, very confused when they see voters on both sides taking for granted how much of this is about race, but the media exclusively fixated on “economic insecurity”.

No question. There is plenty of blame to go around - starting overwhelmingly with white people, but the one demographic that reliably held it the fuck down for Dems is African American women. Everyone else needs to take a long look at themselves.

Let’s get this straight, (as if we didn’t anticipate making this argument them minute Clown was declared the winner): Hillary was a terrible choice, so instead: inexperienced, uneducated, criminal, racist, misogynist, lying, tax cheating, grifter = not terrible. Gotcha, not-poor America. Will Never Wash. Ever. Please…

Bullshit. She was the best choice and almost overcame all bigots voting for Trump.

Funnily enough, I’m still blaming the millions of people who voted for Trump first.