I quit ten years ago and your soliloquy has me craving a Player's Light. But, even if I wanted to I couldn't afford going back to a pack a day, they're $17.00 a pack now.

I hate when I shake hands with someone and they are wearing so much scented product that some of it rubs onto me. Though I don't recall ever sniffing my hands, sometimes it is so stinky that I can smell it as I type, or write, or move my hands at all. People, that is too much scent! Save some for tomorrow. While I…

And, so comes the zombie apocalypse....

Sadly, it does the same me, but I love the colour so much I ignore it. Sorry I'm useless in this regard.

I, too, am just starting to think about the brows. I bought a cheap brow pencil with a little brush on the other end from Maybelline. First I plucked the stray hairs around my brow then I used the brow pencil to fill in the bald spots. I could not believe the difference it made. The brow pencil I bought, though, is so…

I have two lipsticks, Dragon Girl by Nars and Ruby Woo by Mac. I love them both and am ready to try another colour now. I think I will try Clinique's Black Honey.

This recipe looks fine and all, but like it would take too much time to make before the drinking can start. My delicious gin cocktail recipe is as follows:

Well, thanks, because I really needed something else to distract me from the real work that I should be doing that has a deadline. I have never heard of this person. Will now Google. Will send for help if the hole I fall in is too deep. I consider you responsible for this particular trek...

Yes, you do have a nice ass. More importantly, did you buy those pants?

Was Gurmeet the first one at the stump?

I work with young people (17 - 22) and I once had an intelligent young man tell me that he wished he was born during World War I or II so that he could have been part of something important, do something heroic. I think life sometimes seems banal to teenagers who crave action, excitement and the need to be a part of…

And, what's important is their asses. Who wants to see those women's faces?

Listen, to each their own. But, maybe it's that you just haven't found the right vegetable for you yet. They just put a new veg on the market in Canada kalettes. They look so twee, I can't wait to try them.

I share, full heartedly, your enthusiasm. It is danceable, memorable, singable and fun. Even though I don't know anything about music, it sounds as though it required a real talent to write and put together.

Unless the whole comment was ironic and you and I don't get the 'joke'? This has happened to me before. The first time I read it, I thought A Modest Proposal could have included at least one beautifully illustrated, easy-to-follow recipe.

I think it seems like it is using the murder as a way to mention (and therefore promote) ANTM instead of simply sending condolences. It may have been less 'gross' if he didn't hashtag it.

I think you are right. You know, I even like his insurance commercial work. There is no other actor I would say that about.

He is great in everything I have seen him in. I love the way he can make me believe in the characters he plays. The first thing I ever saw him in was OZ so the next time I saw him I thought I would hate the new character he was playing, but nope, he did such a great job. Also, how can someone so seemingly nice and…

O'Dowd not on the list?

And, if you do decide to chew gum, don't stick it under the seat when you are finished with it. Have the decency to wrap it up and throw it in the bin, or swallow it. I should not come in contact with your fluids if I don't know you. (Ask my permission to share if you do know me.)