After how many hours alone in the vehicle do you begin to have an honest conversation with the cyborg face tapped in the dash?

I know a guy in his early 30s who was recently told to read Atlas Shrugged by a mutual acquaintance who is elderly, racist, sexist and hate filled. He said it totally opened his eyes. I replied “No, it didn’t. It closed your mind. Think for yourself.” He apparently cannot and will not. That seems to be the common…

My best revenge is probably one of the simplest ones that happened probably around 10 years ago now. I was in my 1998 Subaru Outback, driving 450 miles home from college. There was a guy in a brand new, beautiful, black 911 Turbo, who I could see weaving around cars behind me cutting through traffic (two-lane highway…

Side eye at Dick Cheney.

I’d be happy to donate my collection of button hooks, knitting needles, and turpentine bottles.

Cry till its time for work. Plain and simple.

No...?

“our hear.” Yeah, that’s about the intellectual level I expected.

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Just kind of meant it as a toss off, but it’s hilarious all these fairly well to do people bending over backwards to make someone who’s dad had a sweet government job, who spent vacations, that’s plural so multiple vacations, in Europe, who’s mother could afford to be an artist is just a regular old poor person. Like…

Schadenfreudishan...

I’m 38, and have actually decomposed already. It’s ... nasty. And quite hard to type. Anyway, Donald has no chance with that plane, because he is way over 30 and has not aged well. That plane is too classy and beautiful for a guy like DOnald.

FAR, for those of us who don’t already know is the Federal Acquisition Regulation. It is codified federal law. Disclosing proprietary contractor information to outsiders is a MASSIVE breach of etiquette, bro-code, oh, and the law. However, it does depend on what was disclosed. The article says that he “heard at least…

It’s just not only them. There’s talk also of him gutting the census bureau as well.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Liz and Dick is one that I would say people need to watch, because it is so epic and horrible

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Trump’s hiding behind a bush, avoiding the press. A small three year old waddles behind the bush, looking for eggs. “Get outta here kid. This is my spot! Shoo! Shoo!” The child laughs, then points to her basket of candy. Trump looks in the basket. “This is some primo shit, kid. Sure, I’ll take it if you don’t want…

They could have just used their eyes and observe that the kid was not kicking and screaming from the trunk compartment. If that isn’t enough? Talk to the guy. Now they just draw guns...