The best part of working out is stopping and eating.

I don’t care if my bra and panties match (they are typically different brands) but I get underboob sweat and my skin chafes easily, so I wash my bras every time.

jezebel did not exist in 1995. If this had happened to a big male celebrity in 2015, there would have been a story on jezebel. Please don’t act obtuse.

Oh dear: https://www.theguardian.com/film/from-the-archive-blog/2015/jun/26/hugh-grant-arrest-prostitute-divine-brown-20-1995

My bit was going to be, is that photo pre- or post-eye drops?

I don’t know about anytime before the 1980s, but this prank has been around a long time. It’s just that most people(I would hope) aren’t so awful that they would do something like this. It’s not even a prank. It’s just straight up poisoning someone. 

Dramatic re-creation of Kim helping Kanye put on his sandals that morning:

Two! Two? How quaint. I have four in waiting and am stressed because I don’t know if I’ll get to finish them all before the library wants them back, foul task masters that they are.

Guess you never watched the original series? Dan doing drywall was mentioned countless times. From the beginning he had "Four Aces Construction", his own outfit which went defunct when he bought the bike shop. When the bike shop went under, there was a whole thing about him "going back to drywall". It was also a…

I don’t want to even see my own feet. Everyone should wear black leather shoes. All the time. 

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

^^This^^

I am so fucking sick of that phrase. No, it doesn’t. I was sexually abused. I would never dream of putting someone else through that. When you say that, it makes survivors feel damaged, as if we are doomed to continue the cycle. 

Except that theory has been disproven, especially in the case of someone who was victimized as an adult. Being a sexual assault survivor doesn’t turn you into a sexual predator.

It's important to note that cycles of abuse ARE NOT self-perpetuating though that idea is popular in the media. Abused individuals are not more likely to become abusers.

No. This is such a damaging narrative. Most abused people DON’T become abusers and having been abused in the past no excuse for being a shitty human being. 

I used to hang out with this dude a bunch for, sometimes we had no-strings attached sex, and it was all good and fun. We’d been friends for years.  One day, out of nowhere and very seriously, a bartender I worked with said, “You and dude are going to end up married.” I laughed in his face. About six months later, we…

9-years-older than bf here!

I am actually surprised by how few cultural references I’ve made that he is completely unfamiliar with. but you’re right, when it does happen it’s like a record scratch (especially if it’s something that happened before he was even born). 

been with the same guy for 10 years (married for 5), I’m pretty sure if I had to date again, I wouldn’t be able to. I forgot how to flirt with someone other than my husband. and thats a very particular honed in 10 year old flirting technique that is surrounded in BBQ jokes. 

I’m gonna get a lot of stuff of my chest so here goes.. I always comment on the root but this really sparked my interest..