Have Samwise Gamgee killed.

Disturbing comment/user name synergy

“When’s lunch?” Seagal would ask, every five minutes.

I bet he’s glad he’s got that Russian citizenship now.

“the 68-year-old Osbourne can’t say he “won’t do some shows here and there.”

Now here’s Toby Keith with his new song “Bump Stocks Are Red, White, And Blue.”

And then there are the action sequences, which appear so frequently you’d think that L.A. was a constant war zone complete with military-level firefights.

I’m executing anyone who doesn’t give me all their candy. Never too late to learn about a monarchy.

Also, the President’s hair is great and his suit is perfectly tailored to fit his non obese body. Believe us.

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute/Ghostbuster

Doctor Detroit becomes a Ghostbuster!

Too late!

Too late.

Those comments don’t “give you life?” Shame!

I enjoy a good usurping.

That’s really shady, Slim!

The lady needs a dwarf sidekick.

Have you seen the JFK tape? Have you heard of this? If that had been me, it would have been bigger. More blood, more brains. The largest classiest exploded head you’ve ever seen. Tremendous. Believe me!

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...

“He was skimming from my funny hat fund!”