That monkey just wants to support his family! Have they no decency?

A midget urinated in my wine!

(Sad trombone)

She’ll slip on a banana peel after a midget crosses her path(which is unlucky in Westeros lore.)

Shame!

CHECK OUT TYRION CROWD SURFING PHOTO AND PAST.

I had them destroyed! It brought shame to our house!

They’re being killed and turned into mindless zombies?

a strong jawline and a bad attitude

I think his last words were “Ugh” or maybe “glugh.”

Littlefinger has fans? That’s crazy!

I honestly thought that was a photo of Penn And Teller at first. I shouldn’t be drinking.

The Six Million Dollar Man wasn’t at all serious. He fought Bigfoot, for crying out loud.

How about we make a deal? How about when the fake King  stops talking about armies of the dead day in and day out, maybe we can drop the Tyrion traitor scandal. But until then, I think I’m going to stay on it.

If people don’t want to know why dwarf attacks are on the rise it’s their fault.

My morning show was also cancelled. “Dickon Manwoody Today” got higher ratings!

White Walkers and dragons suck equally!

What Gilly took from the Citadel will shock you!

What if the brand of cell phone was called “the Raven?” I know, genius.

Thanks for the heads up about the Wall getting knocked down, Bran! Doing a heck of a job!