I quit watching after the zombie! I don’t like those dudes.

briefing Trump on Hurricane Harvey:

Tyrion was listening to them bone! He’s jealous.

I think Cersei Jr. will be the best second ruler of all time. Guaranteed.

If you aim it right it will.

Forget logic...I want a catapult that flings zombies at other zombies. Make it happen, Qyburn dude.

They should have been riding zombie mastodons.

These ladies make their own rules.

She’s a freak , not a legitimate heir to the throne and hired my drunken dwarf brother, but but apart from that she’s fine.

Gilly becomes a lady Maester?! Oops, I shouldn’t have spoiled it.

She seems nice.

It’s called the SHAME!

And we are back with more of “People Who Look Like Things.”

Night King wouldn’t have the dragon if Daenerys had listened to Tyrion! Wait...I shouldn’t be defending Tyrion. Darn.

A dwarf standing on another dwarf’s shoulders wearing a long coat and pretending to be a regular person.

According to Wikipedia, three Popes died on November 10. Does this mean Taylor Swift is part of an Illuminati conspiracy?!?

Funny, the Hound never came to karaoke night when he was Joffrey’s guard.

Littlefinger, The wall...no ice dragon is getting killed this season, come on. There should be an option for Cersei’s unborn baby. The stress of the zombie apocalypse could affect it.

I received your raven message.

Kanye, John Mayer, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Jonas, The Hound...