It's going to be Thoros and/or Beric. Also, Gendry is definitely not my son, as some people have said. Shame.

Oh, Gabbo. You'll say anything!

This must be a display of Trump's remarkable acumen we kept hearing about.

The pizza guy is late.

I won't bend the knee to Death(or whoever.)

There are many interpretations about what happened.

A nice old lady died and left me all her gold.

You can't quit me if you're dead!

Ha ha ha! Look at that person. He's shorter than normal. Almost like an imp. Does he even count as real? Ha ha ha.

Commander! Tarly ate all the horse meatballs again!

They should be guarding the Wall, not doing arts and crafts. Dumb bastards.

Can we stop pretending the right to sit on a throne due to lineage is a thing? Wait…I did!

It certainly has a long shaft and is capable of penetration.

"I love boobs."
Sincerely, Johnny Stabbo

No tits? Just dragons?

I let Pycelle wander off and he got murdered. Whoopsie!

His heart is achin' from the truth.

You're the only one.

Dr. Doom was asking for it, walking alone in that alley at night.

character whose “origins and ultimate intentions are unknown.”