You thought this trailer would be original. Until….
(fart noise, record scratch, cute animal reaction shot, ♫I feel good I knew that I would now♫)

You already have them…in the White House.

The trains will run on time!

Uh, wights are bad, but so are my human enemies(alt wights)

(Hides behind Throne)

Don't say "death from above."

Dornish cigars?

"Give him a break, he's new at sending E-Mails. Learning on the job."

I'm Gilly! No last name, just Gilly.

I hope the Maesters make a record of THAT.

White Walkers bringing their shitty music with them! This should not happen!

Imp! Half man!

He should have started a pyramid scheme!

Super models love hanging out with dudes that look like beef jerky!

In wrestling years 68 is about 150.

Warwick Davis is actually an evil leprechaun, however.

He's not a real cable guy either!

She's asking to be bitten by a vampire, looking like that. Shame.

How come Nosferatu doesn't dance anymore?

A dwarf was seen in the area.