He was on the plane in the cargo hold for some reason, wearing a tuxedo.

Everything's fine, no dragons or imminent invasion, fake news.

"It seems to me like you're THE EXPERT, Mark!"

I want to know how Lisa met Johnny. Did she see him yelling at a parking meter and think, "Oh, that guy is my kind of guy." Also it's funny when she tells her mother he's boring. Being around that guy would never be boring.

NOT forever yours, faithfully!

Tits and Dickon.

She should have taken the supplies instead of destroying them! Dumb Fake Queen.

A giant green mechanical bull.

The Aristocrats!

You can't get loose with a Targaryen and a Wookie hanging around.

Thor says I have AIDS!

He's not in it for the money.

Lannister soldiers fled across a field and the dragons followed.

He wept, for there were no more asses to kick.

Huckleberry Hound! I love that one.

The funny things about Ben Carson have nothing to do with his race.

You are ridiculous.

Ask her about Will Ferrell as Janet Reno!

Take my midget brother, please!
( crickets chirping)

I don't think people laughed at those skits. They were tedious.