He got speared by the competition.

What about Pickle's show? He has a suit and everything.

Mega churches. Those ugly monstrosities.

What does God need with a radio show?

You Only Watch Once

Quantum Of No Solace

Network tv needs less variations of asses!

"Never gonna happen" was the number one answer.

Where is the weirdest place you've had the urge to make whoopie?

He claims Ferris framed him for all that stuff!

"Why Hollywood won't cast Jeffrey Jones anymore"

Newsflash: I'm crazy!

His partner is a talking pie.

He's a g-g-ghost!?! Zoinks!

(Kevin uses catchphrase, canned laughter)

(Farts and falls through a table)

I was in jail! Falsely convicted.

Daddy Issues is my band name! We disbanded. Jaime lost his bass playing hand and Tyrion was always too drunk to play drums.

Dancing is banned.

Valar Despacito