The Bolling Green Massacre!

A raven just arrived carrying a drawing of Dickon Manwoody? Have him killed!

Everything's coming up Kattan!

Was he funning when he said Corky Romano was his favorite movie?

That boy ain't right.

Always?

You know else fell victim to a time shifting nature? Hodor.

Again?

Spock accidentally cut his brother in half while they were playing with machetes, that's why his father hates him so!

Romulans hate Vulcans!

Euron on the right track.

This is the most melodrama shit ever!

It's shark bait, old chum.

"ABC throws Little Mermaid back in the drink"

He's more gum than man now.

He should have stuck with moonshine.

Just good ol boys! Never meaning no harm!

This is a strange gimmick.

(Netflix recommends CBS show, Jessica Chastain angrily smashes everything in the room)

(Canned laughter)