I had a very good burrito tonight from a taco truck we asked to show up at our Clinton debate party. It was wonderous. The debate was everything we hoped it would be. Clinton crushed him.

Drunk kinja is best kinja

Cheers! Re: the die in a fire comment, my cousin said she wished he would be struck by lightening and my mom pointed out that when that happens often times one’s fly adheres to one’s genitals. So, something to think about.

Well shit I can’t blame ya, I’m a sucker for fancy butter.

Nasty women often make history.

I’ve got a loaf of french bread and am lazy, so I tore a large chunk off the end and divided it into three pieces with marginally balanced ratios of crust to bread. Then I buttered the shit out of them (my husband just bought some fancy European butter). So yum!

Preach!

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

The realization mid-debate that I’d bought wine but not begun drinking it was transformative. No longer do I despair - nasty women unite!!!

I like you. We may be related. Or perhaps soul mates

i feel better now burrito is having its effect

Eat some meat before you sleep. Also capital rant, good stuff.

Go home, Melania. You’re drunk.

came here to post this

This whole comment section is rigged- RIGGED, I tell you!

This comment made my evening. Special props to you for your Janeway picture. To salute you, I’m going to go have three slices of bread with altogether too much butter.

Take an aspirin and drink plenty of water before turning in. No need to have a hangover thanks to Trump on top of everything else.

Drink some water.

I endorse this message.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire