Chub rub is the WORST! It’s the one thing I’m really not looking forward to about warmer weather: I’m either wearing Spanx under my dresses (which is uncomfortable af) or ending up with chub rub on my thighs (which, FUCK EVERYTHING).

If I had to guess? He’s probably got chub rub. And this is coming from someone who has gotten chub rub, so no, I’m not shaming a little boy. I’m saying that shit is painful af.

Guzman is a self absorbed blowhard, Castillo is an idiot, Penn is a bigger self absorbed blowhard, and the three of them together are three clowns on a clown car.

Trudeau and Obama standing together and holding a baby made me weep at what a gorgeous couple they’d be.

Michelle looks stunning. I love her hair loose with that neckline.

I really like the “you had me at ___”, usually i reserve it for funny stuff. Like, “you had me at “loves cheese”” or something. Which i used the other day. unsuccessful, but what are you gonna do? ha

yes, but what is the best opening? at this point I’m so bored starting conversations, anything better than “good morning” seems like too much effort

Margot Tenenbaum, is that you?

I’m sorry you’re a judgy asshole who shits on women’s choices.

She’s an attention whore, not a sex whore.

His plan has as much a chance of passing as Hillary’s does. That is why you vote to get the House and Senate. At least with Bernie I know his agenda is a major shift for the country and we get at least half of what he wants

Question: can we get Biden to moderate and make amazing jokes throughout? I need that in my life.

Joe Biden should be driving around the country in a sweet car solving crimes.

He’ll always be the VP.....of our hearts.

And can Michelle Obama just stay FLOTUS? She is the perfect First Lady.

Ted Cruz as the kid nobody liked in school is the most apt description of him I've ever read.

You can respect her strength, intelligence and leadership without agreeing with almost anything she did.

When he started making speeches containing remembrances that were actually movie plots someone had to cover for him.

Red was her signature color.