My darling, how do you get every Jez blog to follow you? You’re so money, you’re always in the black. I often don’t comment in the sub-blogs like this one because fuck being in the greys. I am lucky to have a follow from Jezebel, I Thee Dread, and The Muse and that’s it. I’d like Kitchenette to follow me. That's a fun…

Do you want to freak the fuck out and never want to see your gyn again? Watch this film. It puts so called horror movies to shame. Cronenberg’s brilliant “Dead Ringers” starring Humbert Humbert.

Hi Darling! Kitchenette doesn’t follow me so please star my comment and get me out of the grays.

Can I hijack this thread to make you aware of the South Park episode on yelpers? It’s a must see. I am sure you can find the full episode online. This is just the song.

Home. :)

Oh it didn’t offend me! You didn’t offend me! I just like to push back on all things Kardashian. I think their shtick is a really an unfortunate direction that society is taking: making people rich and famous for no discernible talent or contribution. I wish they had just won the powerball lottery and not have media…

As a non-white I have to.

Armenians are Caucasians. Fact.

Sigh. Must you take everything you read in the comments so seriously? Take up a cause.

Oh I can. Fuck fuck fuck all things Kardashian forever and a day.

I live in Costa Rica so I no longer travel to tropical destinations but cities still hold my interest. Istanbul is my dream trip!

No judgment here. Where do you want to go?

Sigh. It'll never happen.

Hopefully not THAT long!

They'll end up killing him eventually.

Both R and L are on meth. Fact.

Kudos to everyone on the mostly excellent advice. You reaffirm my belief in Internet humanity.

I starred all the gray comments in this thread. I wish I had something meaningful to add other than to say I wish I could bring all of you to my beach house in the tropics and make drinks.

I wish I knew what “THE ELK” was.

40 is the new 30