You were chosen precisely for that reason.

Welcome to the club. It's a most special day. Now there is the little issue of the initiation rights. Don't be alarmed when latex glove wearing personnel show up at your front door.

So sorry to everyone experiencing cold and pain. I wish I could host you all in sunny Costa Rica. Feel better.

I scraped up all I have and it still wasn't enough. The kardashians have the shelf life of plutonium for me. I'll probably hate them from my grave. Lamar on the other hand really has my sympathies.

I'm in Nevada right now! (Only for three more hours)

Lamar really has had a rough life. If you take a moment to look into it you’ll realise that he has accomplished a lot considering what a shitty card he was dealt. Regrettably guys like him usually end up in jail and never get to do the things he has done. I genuinely hope he’ll come through and get better. If he dies…

Hof or any name that ends with only one “F” is the perfect pimp’s last name.

I’ll have an extra large order personally fried by you. You'll get a big tip if you drop your crack pipe in it.

A change of environment is the traditional fallacy upon which doomed loves, and lungs, rely.

How can we forget that loving government?

So sorry Nessie. If I knew how I’d send you the top shelf drink of your choice. Hell, two of them.

One in the pink...

Yawn. The only difference? The only difference? Please!

was it something i said?

Born.

I just nominated Dick Cheney for a Nobel peace prize.

You're gonna make me cry.

But, but, but, your choice of prose is impeccable. I just HAD to interrupt.

Agreed, but can I award a gold medal to this kind of fuckery?

I’ve dismissed the comments by TouchedbyLouisCK. It’s Low level trolling. Normally I have endless patience for trolls and even star inane comments as a “thank you” for participation in a discussion, but this particular time I am not in the mood to entertain bullshit replies.