Sorry, but a 400 hp Golf sounds terrible.

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No, you're pretty much confirming what I said. There are problems with the film. The thing is, you're assuming that I'm saying that there are massive structural problems with the film. I'm not. By definition, reshoots suggest something isn't working, be it single shots that need to be added in, delivery of lines,…

I hate the headlights on these things. I know they're Europe's greatest achievement since the Renaissance and obsessively engineered by Germans with beautiful-mind-style autism and cheaper and easier to own than a bicycle, but the headlights look ugly, and the rest looks boring.

on an internet forum...about a movie.

Oh, and it won't be cheap – the fully specced one Henry tested cost, and I hope you're sitting down for this, $80,000. So, you could have this, or a Z06. Take your pick?

Admissible in court? Dude, we're discussing this on an internet forum.

It's because he's been paying attention.

I still contend that we don't need another film. I don't mind that they wanted to do an all-female cast, I mind that they want to do it all. We just don't need another one.

I'm with you wholeheartedly, but unfortunately too many Hollywood types see dollar signs when they think about it in terms of franchise. It'll get made, it'll suck, and it'll make gobs of money. Because people are stupid.

I tried to listen to the first Simmons/Dunham podcast when that came out. I was unfamiliar with her work, but as a rule, HBO doesn't make unwatchable TV shows. Some are clearly better than others - nobody's ever going to say John from Cincinnati is as good as The Wire - but they're all usually quality made programs.

I…

I didn't particularly like it, and I went in expecting to love it. The complete re-imagining of LBJ as some sort of mustache-twirling racist supervillain really stuck in my craw; I hate it when someone takes a hatchet to history just to make things "more dramatic" or whatever the hell the excuse for that is this week.

Lena Dunham speaks fluent cliche.

Am I the only one who just didn't think Selma was a very good movie?

I think guys hate dunham for the same reason we hate sarah Jessica Parker. Strait women and gay dudes won't stop telling us how beautiful and awesome they are. Well one looks like a horse and the other looks like a pedophile troll, and neither ever says anything interesting. If you like them great, but stop trying to…

If you give her a chance, she'll be happy to explain it to you.

My wife will occasionally watch this Girls show. Sometimes I can't take it, so I sneak into our basement and unplug the router, which results in no TV signal.

BS: Lena, before we talk about that scene where Alison Williams is getting her ass motorboated in the kitchen, do you think the Celtics got enough for Jeff Green?

Good. I can delete this episode without listening.