Joule thief!

Don’t understand why anyone would even consider abducting Heisenberg.  After all, nobody could ever be sure of his exact location.

No offense, you do you, but I would have walked away at “requirements.”  Just be nice and let people use it, or don’t.  You have 5 conditions which would take too long even to say and keep in mind, which then you have to track.  Who cares.  (If that’s a joke post, add a /s to it, because I think you’re serious.)

Criminally underrated comment.

A standard coffee cup is about 150ml, and the average ejaculation volume is 3ml, so you’d need 50 men to produce a cup of semen. If you hired “milkers” who could get each dude off in about 10 minutes, it would take a little over 8 hours to produce one beverage. If you’re paying them NYC minimum wage ($15) this works…

But can you say for sure that your favorite café doesn’t have a sex dungeon?

Thanks for writing this. Looking back on it, seeing Pedro on the show was the real lynchpin that started my climb from dyed in the wool conservative Republican (grew up with it, Catholic school indoctrination) to the extremely, um, passionate Progressive I am today. Prior to seeing Pedro, all I knew of homosexuals…

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Large binder clips. They’re cheap to free if you can “borrow” them from work and fill all of the job requirements.

Large binder clips. They’re cheap to free if you can “borrow” them from work and fill all of the job requirements.

If you’re a conservative, not rich, and voted Dump, you’re a fool. Seriously. He’s not for you. He doesn’t care about you. In fact he doesn’t give a rat’s rear about you. All he cares about is how much you’ll cheer for him at his creepy wannabe-Nuremberg rallies. That’s it.

and they say they were not made aware of the investigation and that it did not show up on a background check (Shick was fired on Sunday).

No problem. Just change the name from “Untitled” to “Ceci n’est pas une peinture” and then it’s art AND commentary

One site says there are 17 total owners of the Warriors. Beyond Lacob and Gruber, why would a beat writer absolutely know who the other 15 are on sight?

Hey! Real America is prettier when she smiles!

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

You’re not supposed to like it or have an escape, dumbshit. Just like athletes don’t like dealing with racism constantly.

I agree generally, but this is someone who’s grappling with trauma (and probably an unseen number of people doubting her story or doubting it in the past), so I think I’ll give her a pass in this instance. 

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

It doesn’t even have Centipede. The list is a farce wrapped in a dirty diaper.

Q-bert’s a fraud? YOU’RE A FUCKING FRAUD