I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

I don’t think finding joy in the imagined death of a horrible, racist, sexist, genuinely mean person who goes out of his way to hurt other people’s lives, makes me an asshole. But if it does... I’m ok with being that type of asshole.

Warren Moon was an absolute stud in college at Washington and had to play in the CFL for five years before getting a chance in the NFL. Doug Williams was the lowest paid QB in the league with Tampa Bay and after coming back from the NFL was MVP of the Super Bowl, throwing for 4 TD’s in one QUARTER. Hell, Al Bundy…

Just briefly reading the headline made me think he had died... and it made my day just a little brighter. Sadly, that was not the case.

Bullshit. Obama would never be classless enough to do shit like this. trump is a fucking disgrace. He’s America’s swampy grundle.

My father-in-law and paternal-grandfather-in-law are in the green book!

That’s not Neil Diamond. That’s Ned Carbon, The Neil Diamond Experience.

The only thing it has done successfully is to piss off white people who think the flag is being disrespected.

That’s the spirit. If history has taught us one lesson, it’s “things never change so don’t bother even talking about them, just eat your shit sandwich”.

Protests have no effect and change nothing. Holy shit...lol. You actually typed that. Read a book. Maybe about american history.

This is fire. It’s depressing how lazy and flimsy Abernathy’s whole argument is. It’s the kind of column that you could expect from a high school journalism student with a deadline in 45 minutes.

Well, Tomi does have Obamacare, and the other two do not.

Some men just want to watch the world burn, in a Patriots jersey.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Right? 21st-century Jeopardy writes their clues with wordplay to at least nudge you in the right direction; it’s a less difficult game than it used to be.

I’ve got a lot of useless junk in my head, and always thought if I had the time, I’d go on Jeopardy. What held me back was two fears:

I’m not an io9 writer. This isn’t io9.

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