Yeah looking at that list those are all totally normal things a standard doctor’s office in the US would tell you. Some are slightly more conservative than my own OB (hers had only one caffeine drink, mine is fine with about 200 mg of caffeine which is two, et cetera) but you’ll see variation everywhere.

I hate this movie for several of the reasons you list. I also thought that framing it like a mockumentary keeps all of the characters at a remove and makes it all as voyeuristic as it was when it played out in the ‘90s. And then, during so many of the action (i.e. not faux-talking head interviews), the characters…

But smearing your feces on things at almost 10 years old? No matter how jealous a kid may be, that shit ain’t right.

D-mannose is a sugar that works against e.coli (the most common cause of UTIs) by preventing e.coli bacteria from sticking to the lining of the bladder. And it's a fraction of the work. This is a crazy amount of work to do!