Yes! You have officially encapsulated what it means to be a good, older babysitting sibling. Extra kudos for the posting name...if only mine was Turd Ferguson...What? It’s a funny name.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssss. ..

Not gonna lie, your hair sounds amazeballs!!! I'm trying to picture it. Would love to see pics of it, or examples like it!

They are sorry (not sorry) because they got caught. Contrition is only now occurring because their bullshit is affecting their business/bottom line. OF COURSE they see the error of their ways now!!!!! $$$$$$

I crown thee emperor of editing.

Agreed. It’s that wretched feminist burn out. ..it all just gets so overwhelming and thereby unsurprising. Sad. And then numb.

I just got out of a relationship like that. For 5 years I tried to bring out the goodness I knew was in there somewhere. But I was fighting “his dad” every step of the way. Could never understand the deep seeded hatred and contempt his dad had. His mom was a wonderful, albeit very broken, woman. The longer we were…

At first I thought my ears were bleeding. ..then my eyes. ..turns out its a full brain bleed. ..will that suffice as birth control?

Woah...I’m very brand spanking new here. ...but I thought you should know. ..I did not realize you could star more than once! ! Till you....all the stars for you. ..the more you know! * INSERT SPARKLY RAINBOW HERE *

Dear god in heaven...I just laughed so hard I snorted!!!!

Ahhhh yes.....the McPsychopath.....

Right? I was thinking the same thing. Hit me in the feels. So true. So well put. I’ve always tried to say the same kind of thing. ..buuuuuuut never as succinctly and eloquently. That is some serious wisdom.

That was so well put and encompasses a lot of my thoughts, feelings and life experiences. Thank you for that. And ignore my previous comment. ..I’m new here and have no earthly idea what I’m doing...besides stealing queefs.