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My holiday card this year says “Happy Holidays” in ten different languages and I’m giving them to all my miserable Republican neighbors along with $25 donated to “liberal” causes in their names.

stating that you arent complaining about the unfairness of an interview is complaining about the interview.

Fuck her. Fuck her coming and going. She’s a fucking liar and a con artist. She’s running a three card monte on the system. And, no, I will not play because I want to keep my money and my self-esteem. Fuck this woman.

(5) the term “domestic terrorism” means activities that—

Perfectly coiffed hair? Girl, I guess.

You should also probably mention that besides the 1st Amendment issue regarding the flag, Title 4 of the USC Code, Chapter 1, Paragraph 8, section k states: “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.”

DER TAKE ERRR WEMEN

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

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There are days when I think very seriously about quitting my job and going to med school to be an ob/gyn who performs abortions. This is one of them.

A check for Dr. Hern’s clinic, not Tiller’s :(

She had more votes cast for her than any other candidate in U.S. history, besides Barack Obama. She beat Donald Trump in the popular vote by over a million votes. She did not fail to inspire people to vote for her.  

Nope. Never going to feel bad about shaming people for staying home. Voting is a civic duty and you decided it was one you difn’t want to fulfill. You made your choice, you don’t get to dictate how other people feel about your choices.

God it’s so fucking COOL to be irreverent. SO COOL. Teach me your ways, oh wise one.

Dismissing us won’t stop us from telling you how fucking stupid you are😘

I didn’t vote in the general election, for many reasons. because I’m a moron.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.