Where have you been all my life?

I have pictures of my cats too :) And my daughter w/our cats... (my crazy cat lady in training) Yes I’m happily married too!

My other thoughts were “is she forcing small children to watch it? Did she broadcast it on a huge screen in the middle of town? Did she take over everyone’s television channels & air it for everyone to see?” If she just made the video & shared it on the internet I see no issue of public decency. If it was aired in…

My first thought was, they probably wouldn’t even be mad if she just had a bra on! LOL

Yes! The fridge is probably pad locked there too!

Right? At my desk I have a picture of a gorgeous unicorn that says “I wish I were a unicorn so I could stab idiots with my head”.

Geese are total assholes. We were feeding the ducks once when my daughter was like 3 & this Canadian Goose wouldn’t leave her alone, it was getting so aggressive. I was like I will drop kick you in the throat if you come near my child again! LOL Obviously I really just picked her up & left.

What in the ever loving hell!?

That makes perfect sense!

Yes, that is my thought... therapy animal doesn’t mean you need to eat McDonald’s with them... a service animal would be one you can’t leave the house without, one that performs an actual service. Not just her saying “but I don’t wanna leave him at home”.

I guess my thought is, can she not go to McDonald’s without her kangaroo? I mean I’m not one of the people who would be bothered by an animal in a store or restaurant, but some people are. My cats have gotten me through many, many years of infertility, that felt like it could’ve been the death of me... They were…

Holy shit that kangaroos is rock diesel!

Wow!

That is amazing! It took me 5 years of trying everything to get pregnant. Then, as soon as we had a lapse in health coverage & couldn’t get signed up for 90 days, when I was on zero medication BAM. Baby. Out of nowhere. But it’s been 7 yrs since then & we’ve not used birth control & no additional baby thus far! It is…

I wonder that too.... like unless your baby NEVER moved how could you not know? Mine moved so much!

LMFAO @ yes even Michael...

I was actually shocked Joffrey didn’t rape her & pass her around...

Me too!!! LOL

This was my absolute favorite...

These have been hilarious.