Very much so!

I get irked when teenagers say “my bad” um... that is not the same as saying I’m sorry. You don’t bump into someone & say “my bad”. WTH does that even mean?!

and plus they taste so good...

Touch my butt & buy me pizza!?!? #LOVE

Hilarious!

You're my fucking favorite.

And I can barely resist a piece of cake there’s no way I could resist those eyes & that smile. Ugggg....

He is on my “hall pass” list lmao. I’ve loved him since Can’t Buy Me Love & Loverboy.

Also Ryan Phillipe & what's her face...

God how I wish that married intern was me....

I used to ask for a unicorn!!!

I just sent this story to my amazing & wonderful Dad yesterday & said “seriously Daddy WTH?!” LOL He said he’d start looking up real estate options so his 37 yr old princess can officially be a princess. LOL We both got a good chuckle out of it.

Also, the fact that it’s a college freshman just skeeves me out... I mean look at him, he has no business, even if he wasn’t married, to be w/an 18 or 19 yr old, even a 20 yr old... Ugh. Gross.

That’s fucking horrific. :(

I agree. The standards & guidelines are so out of whack & never followed. The one case (if I could remember the name I’d link the story) was three 19 & 20 yr olds in a cab, get out & beat the crap out of random 26 yr old man waiting to cross the street, killing him, for no reason. The worst one got 3 yrs, the other 2…

So the woman I knew, was a white female in her late 30’s... she was even very conservative, you’d never guess she had a DUI. My best guess is cause she was in the county & not in the city. If she was in Philly it would’ve been a slap on the wrist, 30 to 90 days in jail, then time in a rehab after? But in the…

23 months in county, with no good time reduction in sentence, would’ve been fine in my book for simply being in the car, not stopping it, & not being the driver.

I’d bet it was the difference of a public defender vs a hired attorney. I’ve seen the difference that can make.

That was my first thought too. BUT, the judicial system is so fucked up. Honestly, I saw a suburban mom of 2 get 3 yrs for a second DUI. There was no accident or injuries THANK GOD, & I get it she should be punished, but 3 years of her life?! And the one time she was parked in a parking lot not driving but the car was…

This makes me sick to my stomach.