Just 9 months suspended and 250 hours of community service for eight grams with six previous convictions? Words fail me. Why don’t I live in progressive enlightened Britain?

Kermit’s a dog and he never deserved Miss Piggy anyway.

“Loyal followers” is putting it lightly! For evidence I submit (1) the face of the woman holding the baby and (2) the sign which reads “Thank you, Lord Jesus, for President Trump.”

Trump is a megalomaniacal demagogue amassing loyal followers by demonizing a marginalized ethnic underclass. When has that ever turned out bad?

The United States MUST declare war on Christmas before its too late, before Christmas rallies its troops and launches a strike against our military and civilian targets.

You can definitely see Elizabeth shares her father’s sunny disposition.

I remember the good old days when only the Jews committed all the murders and child abductions.

I know very little about fashion so I hesitate to express my opinion about clothes. But that dress is objectively ugly. Am I right?

Scott Walker doesn’t hate gay people, he just hates the conversation surrounding gay people. Just like Republicans think addressing the issue of racism is itself racist.

Well I don’t think the dream of feminism will have been realized until we reach gender parity in the Professional Hot Dog Eating arena.

Do there really need to be separate men’s and women’s competitive eating tournaments?

I presume “klittra” is the act itself. So what’s the verb form then, “klittering”? This will NEVER catch on.

She’s got it backwards. God is clearly pro-choice and sent those devastating floodwaters to punish Texas for restricting a woman’s right to choose.

Lovely picture of a filthy animal, and a pig.

So, bad bitches shoot men with arrows. Is that the message here?

Doesn’t anyone else think this skit is full of tired, old cliches?

My concern is the effect this might have on future artists. Will future Mark Twains and Toni Morrisons hesitate to put provocative material in their work because people will skip them because of it?

Shouldn’t we progressive feminists refer to Ms. Meara as a ‘comedian’ rather than ‘commedienne?’

If we all just clap our hands and believe in fairies, I know Tinkerbell will come back to us.

Acting “chill” is just a way of being noncommittal so a person doesn’t get hurt or embarrassed. I’d like to meet a chill person who doesn’t use it as a defense mechanism.