Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

But what if they stance it and install a 7" exhaust tip? And swap it to an automatic? Then how cool is it?

I thought he was a funny nice guy. Then he got bigger roles, he cheated on his wife, dumps her and now wants to marry a kennedy.. all the while talking about how important religion is to him.  I didn’t know it was cool to hate on him, but I definitely understand it.

It’s bizarre to me that this culture war isn’t just over at this point. The supreme court recognized that gay folks essentially have the same rights as straight people, they are getting married everywhere, nothing bad is happening — maybe it’s just time to let it go and admit that Leviticus is just some old bullshit…

we must call people out for every transgression all the time. we must demand comedy entertainers on television become hard hitting journalists. we must clarify that what we mean by hard hitting journalism, what we actually mean is calling people out on television. we must go viral. we must tweet. we must be…

That’s the creepy church with the preacher who wears his pants so low you can see the beginning of the shaft. The whole operation is probably one big diddling factory.

The new RAV-4 hybrid is particularly interesting.

It doesn’t look like he was leaving. Nothing wrong with a little space to let emergency services work.

The video only shows about five seconds after the crash, as the car backs up and then stops. They may very well have gotten out to help, you don’t know. It’s not like they gunned it and hopped a curb to get out of there.

Damage came from scraping off the words “FReE CanDy” from the side of the van.

He had a couple of people duct taped in the back of the van, he just wanted to get out of there.

Luckiest person in that video was the van driver.

Bad driver also has bad taste in music. This checks out.

^this guy gets it. Though I feel like people backing up at stoplights causes a lot of accidents - but usually just bouncing off bumpers.

Rav4 is like

<prints out obituary, burns it to ash, snorts entire pile using a 2009 dollar bill>

Oh my gaaawwwwd just stop talking about it

A compelling argument. A not-entirely-wrong argument, sure. It’s got some merit.

The blown call was by Sean Payton who decided to pass on first down instead of run three times, but I love butthurt fans blaming the officials for blowing a pass interference call when they SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO PASS IN THE FIRST PLACE.