I think you can safely just nix references to diesels in the US on cars like this. There’s no word because Mazda wouldn’t dream of it. It’s not even like they had a meeting to decide-it’s just not something any sane automaker would consider at this point.

Fuel Economy of a 1.5 Diesel? If this sled doesn’t ring the EPA bell at 40 city/50 highway, then what’s the point?

European or African?

180 hp in a 3 ain’t bad. But how it will compare to the air speed of an unladen swallow?

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?

The conceit that everyone was just in it for the love of sneakers until recently is unmitigated BS. Welcome to capitalism. Sorry the soccer moms have found your subculture.

Yes, my conclusion is you are odd about textures. Try making your dishes with ketchup, you will like it better.

Automatic trailer hookup would make me welcome our new vehicle overlords.

I don’t know. Have you seen many human kids/teens?

I think I would puma pants.

If a huge mammal attacks you out of nowhere, and has likely tried to hit you with the neck snap manuever, there really isn’t any fucking around at that point, reptile brain is going to wake up and do some life saving shit.

Came for that, not disappointed...

I would totally add “Strangled a mountain lion” to my resume and get business cards printed.

I know some cougars that are into being suffocated. Hey, it’s not my thing but they pay me well.

This might not be your jam, buddy. 

No one is over the BAD HAM TAKES.

Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.

You ain’t from around here, are you?

Holy shit... how long have you had this prepared?!

How can anyone trust that Baylor has really changed?