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I think you can safely just nix references to diesels in the US on cars like this. There’s no word because Mazda wouldn’t dream of it. It’s not even like they had a meeting to decide-it’s just not something any sane automaker would consider at this point.

Fuel Economy of a 1.5 Diesel? If this sled doesn’t ring the EPA bell at 40 city/50 highway, then what’s the point?

European or African?

180 hp in a 3 ain’t bad. But how it will compare to the air speed of an unladen swallow?

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?

The conceit that everyone was just in it for the love of sneakers until recently is unmitigated BS. Welcome to capitalism. Sorry the soccer moms have found your subculture.

Yes, my conclusion is you are odd about textures. Try making your dishes with ketchup, you will like it better.

Automatic trailer hookup would make me welcome our new vehicle overlords.

Sorry Steve. If I was sleeping with a dentist, it may well be worth it,

He put his toenail trimmings in a water bottle. His inability to navigate a sink is the lesser crime.

This might not be your jam, buddy. 

No one is over the BAD HAM TAKES.

Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.

You ain’t from around here, are you?

I’ve just never, ever remotely understood people who clip their nails and just let them fly around. Put that shit in the trash or toilet! It’s not that hard!

I assume anyone named Myke was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Stephens are intelligent, kind and thoughtful.

Holy shit... how long have you had this prepared?!

How can anyone trust that Baylor has really changed?