quasistellar
Quasistellar
quasistellar

Here's my plan to get an R32:

Solution: rear facing high beams.


"Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of worlds."

Holy shit.

I don't think that they are that unreliable, but any repair on what is essentially a supercar will quickly offset your warranty.

Ill have you know that the N54 in my 1 Series has only exploded 3 times. If thats not the picture of reliability I dont know what is.

But since you probably won't reach 125,000 miles in five years, consider the 75,000-mile plan: it's just $2,989.

I already know everything I need to know... here is the list.

1: I cannot afford one.
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That is all.

"Success comes to those who work for it." That's what the latest Car Bros. video says about Damien Stonebrook, and it's spot-on accurate. He grew up around exotic cars thanks to his rich Cinemax director dad, and after crashing the M3 convertible he got for his 16th birthday, he knew he had to go the Ferrari route.

From what I understand Tiff could always push the Needell................!

Yeah, and all that is covered extensively in the story you are commenting on. Captain Obvious award of the day.

It never ceases to amaze me how many garages are filled with worthless crap, while the very expensive cars sit outside.

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Ok, my favorite part is how seriously the mom is to remain a good attentive driver. She keeps both hands on the wheel, never takes her eyes off the road, and uses her mirrors constantly!

Truly, the kugelschreiber is mightier than the sword.

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OMG THIS ALSO HAPPENED! THIS ALSO HAPPENED!

Haha the part at 2:26 when Mama gives the finger to the couple with a stroller on the sidewalk is the best.

Imagine how confusing that would be.

"The fuck was that?"

"I don't know but did you hear an accordion??"