350%? You mean 3500%?

We're of the opinion that everyone needs to stop freaking out about the so-called Apple Car, because we don't really even know what Project Titan is quite yet or what form it will ultimately take. (I, for one, will be shocked if the end result is an actual car from Apple, and not some kind of hardware or software…

I bet the kid knows how to use the damn phone to film in landscape though

I love jugs.

The Zenvo is twin-charged.

But he realized something was amiss when he noticed half a tank of gas was gone.

Well, thankfully Radio Shack is closing down. Problem solved.

And the Oscar for best cinematography goes to Vita Beylina for "Branch through a screen window, with something happening behind it."

Ro-ro shipping huh? Some of these rolled right off.

I figured it would just kind of surface once it gets to the coast.

No biggie. The parallels to mortgage loans are very tenuous, but they get made all the time. Car loans are backed by assets guaranteed to depreciate, so nobody really bothers packaging and selling billions of dollars of them as securities. They might occasionally get sold on the secondary market, but that's still…

Oh yeah? Well, your car sucks more and smells funny!

And have enough left over as a down payment on your new wheelchair van!

I especially love how they're now mandating backup cameras because people can't see out of the cars that are designed to accommodate OTHER regulations.

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

more of this law, not less!

This is less the government babying you for safety than it is auto manufacturers paying a lot of money to lobbyists to introduce obstacles to you getting a car in a manner that cuts automaker profits. There's a reason the 25 year law is called the Mercedes law...

Yes, it does.

This should be half of the list.

I came here to say this. I'm tired of being behind someone with a dead tail light and not being able to see if they are stopping and turning or just an idiot.