Plz explain:

I seriously just do. not. care. about MCU. I have truly tried to get into it like literally everyone else in the world, but I just can’t. It just tries to take itself a little too seriously, which is a bit ridiculous when you see people running around in silly costumes.

Saying you “LOVED” The Last Jedi immediately invalidates your opinion, because just based on the plots alone, if you LOVE one you will have HATED the other.

Your annual income != your net worth.

Yeah I agree. My first reaction is “wow, weird and kinda ugly”. But it’s growing on me by the moment. That styling on the sides is pretty far out, so bonus points for bravery, there! I do appreciate the sloping front—I’ve been driving a car that does the opposite and really miss the visibility for parking and trying…

Or at least get a tetanus shot!

I have found—in my limited experience of three cars—that being brutally honest with pictures, condition, and price on Craigslist gets you more actual interested buyers. I think people are more likely to want to buy a car from you if they believe that YOU aren’t assuming they are stupid.

Mostly because TWD has been a badly written show since, like, season 2?  It’s all macguffins, inexplicable decisions, and silent ninja zombies that can for some reason walk through dense forest without making a sound.

If you serve cheesecake in a ramekin, then sure.

Please. Most of the country pronounces Des Moines as dez moinz. Do not come at us with French and German pronunciation challenges.

The fact that you debated whether cheesecake is a pie, and no one picked it at all, completely invalidates this draft.

Damn, Bradley--this article really triggered some weird right wingers.  Must have shown up in feeds along with the latest articles praising Trump’s handling of coronavirus.

Hey now, my dad spends good money down there :P

EDIT:  nevermind.  Already stated by several others.

Even worse, there’s a 5 in there. I assume this picture is taken before it will be used as toilet paper.

They “restored” it but couldn’t bother to adjust the door sag?

Racists and misogynists voted with urgency in 2016, that’s for sure.

Downtime on a combine in the upper midwest can be a fucking disaster.

I’m not saying that’s wrong, really.  Just that for me, I couldn’t do it.

Shame?  In eating bacon?  Does not compute.