“Enter button finger” sounds dirty but that just might be the wine talking.

That was the part that threw me. I didn’t know anyone could use that unsarcastically.

Oh, gods. Is that actually from her FB page? Complete with #merica?

Wow, the bundle was curated (whatever that means) by Kevin J. Anderson and includes three books by... Kevin J. Anderson. Plus another by his “writing” partner, Brian Herbert. I’m going to take a pass on this one.

Wow, the bundle was curated (whatever that means) by Kevin J. Anderson and includes three books by... Kevin J.…

I shall destroy your premise with two simple words:

The Ashley you found lives three hours away from Bellevue, so probably not?

Do you know how I saved $8 last time I went to the movies? I didn’t buy popcorn.

Do you know how I saved $8 last time I went to the movies? I didn’t buy popcorn.

I know it’s hot in Saudi Arabia but do they really expect a 4o-story Dyson fan to make a difference?

If NuGear doesn’t put Hammond in one of these everything will have been for naught.

Your Nemo is upside down.

I HAVE ENOUGH LIPSTICK TO LAST THROUGH A NUCLEAR WINTER.

I could only make it through about 15 minutes of Into the Badlands but that was enough to convince me that Baron Quinn was what became of Frank Underwood after he started and lost WWIII.

These seem much better suited to anal insertion (see above) than peppermint bark.

Barnes and Noble has the same offer (through Sunday, I believe) with the code 30BFRIDAY.

Barnes and Noble has the same offer (through Sunday, I believe) with the code 30BFRIDAY.

Rachel?

1. Who the hell makes frozen pizzas for company?

What sort of nasty pre-fab crust is that guy using that it holds its shape when he pushes it off the peel with his finger?

Well, they’re real things but they aren’t real.

Having watched the documentaries Helix and The Strain, I can tell you that the CDC is, in fact, comprised of over-sexed idiots and alcoholics.

Really, you want to put a bunch of autistic Russians in charge of a nuclear arsenal?