Koalas are TERRIFYING. This video gave me the heebie-jeebies. They are chlamydia-infected, sharp-clawed, grunting balls of terrifying fluff. Have you ever heard the noise a koala makes?

And that this nightmare is all just a horrible bleeding-from-wherever mass hallucination? ME TOO.

I could really go for a coup right now. I know they say no coups is good coups, but still.

None. In fact it’s going to put a YUGE stress on the Secret Service. West wing addressed this in detail with President Elect Santos.

I have to give this woman credit. While I think the republican party as a whole stands for some backwards, racist, sexist, greedy principles that defy logic, civility, and science, when it mattered this woman did what was right. So many partisan folks will not step back and assess reality. Good for her. I may disagree…

Ways to get a Vegemite infection.

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

My tale isn’t exactly public, but at least there’s a witness. It’s a story of shame and the meaning of friendship.

We’ve just passed the threshold of Ludicrous and are about to reach Plaid.

Awww, Hot John Cusack....

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:

I was afraid I wouldn’t get a chance to use this.

Amid the glut of celebrity divorces it warmed my hard little heart to read about Kanyes concern about his wife and his rushing off to be with her.

“We are coming”

So, I’m Australian and our current climate right now isn’t the most loving and accepting (I guess that’s the whole world). It would be very easy for them to keep doing the exact same ads as they usually do which mainly just focus on telling people that eating lamb is what makes you a true Australian, but this ad, I…

So I am a grey person in the Jez world, which is KIND of like a ghost. Also, I am married with a toddler and am turning 40 this year, so my social life might as well be dead - also relevant ghost qualifications.