I would be remiss to not post this.

Every non-car guy who wants to sound like he's a car guy I've ever met either wants a Mustang, has a [v6] Mustang, or has a cousin with a "bad ass Mustang".

*Handwave* These are not the keys you are looking for.

I don't really think it's that big of a dick move. If I'm in charge of a business and have you under contract, then I find out that you agreed to a contract with my competitor when ours runs out, I'm not going to let you go and start helping my competitor until your contract is done. Especially not when you have the…

1. Buy the Fauxrarri (1986 Fiero) from the guy down the street for $1,500.00

DD the Beat, track the Autozam, burn the Copen. #comeatmebro

It's too bad they don't broadcast these races. It would have been nice to know who was who going into it.

Doug said that he did research on this car before buying his. He claims this is one of the worst Ferraris to own. Apparently the engine will grenade itself if you look at it wrong.

You know who else blows up brown people? Brown People.

You sir/madam, are one dumb fuck.

The bullshit gets so old. Yeah it is all racism always, everywhere, all the time. America is the great Satan, I get it.

Worst Family? Oh, we do beg to differ...

more like napalm to a tickle fest......

Cabbies in Chicago also drive like they have somewhere to go. However, "somewhere" usually equals "through a red light," "into a pedestrian," or "into your spot in the lane."

"The Volvo-branded inflatable crash-dummy sex-doll popping out of the window didn't hurt either."

We swear that came with the truck..

Switching lanes can be a little tough because about a quarter of the circumference 'round the truck is a blind spot. You can lean to get more out of the tiny mirrors, but at some point you pretty much have to just blink, slowly change lanes, and hope anybody in your kill zone will have the sense to yield to the…

I'm gonna go whisper sweet nothings to my Corvette now and reassure her that she'll never go to Guy Fieri's house and end up with a truly unfortunate paint job. Yellow Corvettes may do it for some girls, but not this one. Silver, grey, blue, or red, others need not apply.

Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against each individual car here. On their own, some of them are pretty grand.