Hahahaha. Good one, boys. Unpaid labor is going to make a decision that will cost the university revenue. That’ll get me through the rest of the afternoon.

Good - I don’t get to refuse to do the job I’m paid to do either.

Nah, I was actually surprised following him on twitter how he’s been able to take people making fun of him, he actually seems like a pretty good sport most of the time. I’m guessing that dude has been picked on for a very long time, so I think it’s cool that he goes out and does something like this.

Darren Rovell sucks, obviously, but it takes a fucking set of nuts to go do this in public, and he usually has at least a little bit of a sense of humor about himself, so kudos this one time to him.

This is Good Content.

Getting black out drunk, getting handsy, then saying you can’t recall doing that the next day is known as the “Teddy K. Trifecta” out on the Cape.

One college coach needs to take the Lorenzo Romar/Cuonzo Martin strategy to a whole new level. Offer an assistant coaching job to a parent of every top recruit. 5 top recruits and 5 assistant coaches who will bitch their kids out for me. I see no problem with this strategy.

Great article, but I do have one issue and it’s one that has come up often.

It’d be cool to see more of him.

“I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.” is pretty solid advice unrelated to basketball.

If only folks in D.C. were more inquisitive about African birth certificates...

“I saw him around the little league field when I played”

I don’t really have anything to add, but loogit this bat flip on a foul ball, man.

I mean, he did buy an Italian soccer team.

Maybe it’s a cougar...

So 40% of of the conference makes the tournament? Works for me.

I watched the kiss once and I’m scarred for life.

I certainly know which one is going to haunt me longer.

Not when you’re potentially talking about a $100M lawsuit. That’s not the time to go off half-cocked. Even if your are completely and totally blameless, you don’t know if there’s fabricated evidence in there, perjurous witness statements given for the purpose of a plea deal, or any other number of terrible things that…

Don’t be a dick- who among us haven’t run out of black printer ink before?