Yeah, I was around for Crosstalk/Xtalk, I started ClashTalk pre-kinja, and I’m still there now; I’m objecting to this “ClashTalk Mean Girl” characterization.

:/

EXCERPTS from The Gettysburg Address? It isn’t even 300 words!

But this Iphone has a New Hat!

What do you do when your lady friends say sexist things?

I love this!!! Here’s a hi-res shot for your scrap book. 😚

If Shame is the internet $20, then Pithy is the internet $50.

Ah, well, while I can see this, I’m really curious about the OP’s answer. I’m genuinely curious about the “independence” and “freedom” these Mormon parents were hoarding food for.

“Independence” and “freedom” from what, exactly? (Honest question.)

Knee + ankle.

Hey Horny Ant Heeeeeyyyyyyy!

Horny aunt, is that you?!?!

Don't fret. It seems like a lot of people are just sucking it up to another cute Youtube

Or maybe we're familiar with the author's work and think it's cool?

I totally agree. It's gotten to the point where I can only watch Red Band trailers.

This is such a cool project! I'm pretty sure I've spent about 12.4 million hours awake at night thinking of the monsters that are gonna get me.

I think it's poor form to shit on people who don't think the same way I do.

Complaining about an up-and-coming author who's created a community experience for readers that ARE NOT BEING FORCED TO CONTRIBUTE but instead are willingly participating in? Shitty comment.

I'm going to submit an idea for a monster made out of rubber erasers that tracks down and eats shitty comments like yours.

Ah, anagram.