CONGRATULATIONS again!!! It sounds like your husband knows just the way to reward you, too.

I'm still laughing 5 hours later! Congratulations, Esmerelda!!!

I first assumed the vibrator was intended for the frenulum (presumably during oral; obviously not possible during penetration unless it's attached to a ring of some sort), but that would have to be a teensy vibrator, otherwise it could hurt (especially if your male partner is extra-sensitive). However, if the vibrator…

Any advice on what to use if I'm out of chocolate?

If we don't know we're doing it wrong, how will magazines that tell us we're doing it wrong ever make any money?

I think we need to change Tip #6: "34 percent of guys say they wish a girl would surprise them with a vibrator up their butt when they walk in the door."

Apparently, Tip #41 ("Not ecofriendly? It could be a sign that he'll trash your relationship too") was brought to you by Al Gore.

Then it's buzzing up against his penis? I just don't get how he "gets to experience its pleasure power." Is he pressing it up against me? Is it that whole "he gets off when I get off" thing?

36. "Hide your turned-on vibrator in his sock drawer. When he figures out where the buzzing is coming from, tell him he gets to experience its pleasure power."

Yes, apologies. I should have clarified this was experiential analysis. I walked to work for a few years when I lived in DC, and I noticed that even though I may have gotten cat-called by all kinds of people, I'd notice it more from the construction workers because I came to recognize them, too.

It's true that street harassment comes fast and furious and from a variety of sources. However, the temporary static nature of construction workers is what amplifies the harassment. They're situated at a place for a limited time; they're able to get familiar enough with women who may be walking the same way to work…

If you're cat-calling me because I look gooooooood, then why don't you ever do it when I'm walking down the street with my boyfriend?

Do movies really need to be ABOUT something all the time?

Hey, dude in the back with the phone!

Michigan: Keep your mittened paws off my silky drawers!

GREAT JOB! Congratulations. :)

I'm in no way suggesting you're a crumb bum!!! This was a great comment. :) "Strangely Brown," oddly enough, is my shirt color right now.

"Prematurely Bold," I presume, is available at Abercrombie and Fitch and Osh Kosh B'Gosh shops everywhere, right?

Congratulations, Willa!!!