Rousey’s new entrance music: “Where is My Mind”

Don’t you think the face wipe to the devil is kinda harsh? I know he’s probably done some stuff you may not agree with, and in 2016, with this vicious internet culture we all have to navigate through — a culture where every word, typed or spoken, every picture, video or snapshot — is under such intense scrutiny that…

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and…

That sounds like Cookie Monster.

This was my favorite Christmas song until I just listened that version of “Santa Baby”.

Yay for cake! Sorry to be a bummer. :/

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

Treating Autism as thought it were some kind of defamatory accusation is truly disgusting. What a horrible, terrible person. That poor kid.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

Yeah, but you’re missing the point.

What if, I’m just spit balling here, we came up with ways to identify these soulless golems? Maybe a blue sheriff star? That way the general public would know if they were dealing with a human or a godless monster sent from the darkest pits of hell to control our banks and media while also planting fake dinosaur bones.

Oof. Too bad he wasn’t a sight guy.

These fools will do anything for a soundbite smh

A request to Jezebel writers/reporters: it would be most helpful for you to speak to several attorneys specializing in workplace harassment cases about what kinds of evidence to gather and generally how to proceed, then report back to the Jezebel community. Those involved in such situations already should still…

youre thirty-great.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Just gotta - enjoy

Did Trump just request a safe space?