El Cheeto*

Yeah what was that? He’s simultaneously doubling down on the “rigged” claims and bragging that he won by a landslide.

I always loved this game but this just blows me away. I think they’ve always had a long-term Minecraft-style plan for this game and I think we are beginning to see that.

He’s not brown, he’s speaking English, and he’s wearing a cap and t-shirt... they can’t just kick him off the flight for no reason.

The problem- and theme for the transition- is that there is nothing preventing him from doing this.

Sounds like someone’s been reading my dream journal.

Afuckingmen. The whole thing.

Just use dicksout@harambe.com

...professional what?

Wtf is going on with those “swastikas”?

Also, Tony Romo was injured on the play.

“Period!? Such a nasty woman.”

Not only does he think it, all indications have been that he’s right!

It’s funny cause it’s true!

Oh my god thank you, first thought when I saw the headline.

Right? What’s worse: that Trump was looking at Carson for a position, or that Carson declined? Trump should take the hint and peace out before the hard shit starts.