Not the first time I’ve heard 9/11 referenced in regards to the results. But imagine if on 9/11, 40 million people were either internally or externally celebrating the attacks. What if the attackers were those 40 million Americans?

Yes! I watched election coverage well past 3am pst because I thought Ashton Kutcher was gonna pop out and Punk me. I’m still waiting actually.

I keep thinking of the many-worlds interpretation of Quantum Physics and how I feel like I ended up in the wrong branch of the universe, like Time made a wrong turn or I jumped into a parallel universe.

“Ultimately registered with the WHITE voters”

Please don’t use the “n” word when speaking about Trump- people are scared enough as it is.

A shocking number of PEOPLE voted for Trump

Beyond disturbing. I need to go to sleep. The sun will rise tomorrow, and, god-willing, as Martin Luther King, Jr. said, “The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards justice.”

FOUR. FUCKING. YEARS.

Fuck us. Fuck me. Fuck you, too.

Just goes to show, no matter how the election ends up, America is fucked for a long time to come. Godspeed and good luck fellow citizens, we’re gonna fucking need it.

Lol his tweet kinda proves the point?

My wife just reminded me of “anthropomorphic lie” which is great. Also, “embodiment of a long and thunderous fart in a stalled elevator” is some top shelf stuff.

Is that Drew Magary on the Today show?

A list of my faves might be the whole damn list but I always loved this one- it’s like an origin story:

Nice.

Damn you beat me with robot guy. Couldn’t find a gif of the barbershop one but I love that shit

Maybe his 10th film will be the Kill Bill follow-up? Nikita has to be about old enough by now to seek some vengeance right?

K my D