Where else can he go?

In other dirt bag news, Rudy Giuliani’s apartment is currently being raided by federal agents:

Wow, it’s not like the light from a monitor is remotely flattering for anyone making something so drastic as cosmetic surgery exceptionally ill-advised.

Republican’s can just seriously shut the fuck up forever.

You’re not really speaking toward anything specific here, but it’s worth considering the social conditioning of what we’re to perceive as monogamy and really, intrinsically, how much we tend to think of a given partner as our possession.

Nope, it was Kaiden.

I’ll take the eventual ability to be able to put Reave on my Vanguard to set up my own Charge explosions over everything about Ashley.

Pssssh, to hell with Victorian furniture, she’s better off.

This is a crisis of America’s own making.

The boast is a bust, but it is as yet not inconceivable for them to be rewarded for “staying” the course.

There us no such fucking thing when it comes to entertainment, not since we deigned to start drawing on walls or writing, on stone tablets.

One hundred percent attempted coup.

There’s only one person to whom this points.

Aside from Borat.

I was surprised there weren’t more slapstick entries on here.

“Capitol Police Board on Jan. 4 to declare a state of emergency and authorize a request for National Guard backup but that these requests were denied.”

Alarmingly correct:

Sack of shit couldn’t leave without one more racist policy maneuver.

Written in August of last year.

Until. The. Heat. Death. Of. The. Universe.